Two Tickets to Everywhere

Date: 2025-08-02 · Monroe, WA · Floatin’ with Friends

Launch Point: Ben Howard Boat Launch 🚐💦

We inflated our mighty fleet of Intex River Runs like suburban pirates preparing for battle (with snacks). The garage looked like a raft dealership with a side hustle in chaos.

Crew Check: Lookin’ Good, Floatin’ Better 🕶️

Once we hit the water, it was all smiles, river shoes, and good vibes. Here’s our brave float squad moments before embarking on this epic journey.

On the River: Luxury, Laughter, and a Little Lazy Drift

With cans in hand and frisbees flying, the float was a balance of relaxation and ridiculousness.

Captain Sharkdog Takes the Helm 🦈🐶

Our MVP (Most Valuable Paddler)? This good boy in a shark fin vest. He rode the float like a pro and guarded the cooler like it was national treasure.

Vibes Check: Immaculate 🌤️

Some floated solo, some tandem, all with smiles. No paddling required—just good company and light currents guiding us to the finish line at Al Borlin Park.

Scenes from the Sky

We laughed. We lounged. We might’ve lost a flip-flop or two. Worth it.

Final Destination: The Bridge at Al Borlin Park 🌉

2.5 miles of float magic, dog cuddles, and very chill beverages later, we drifted under the bridge—tanned, tired, and totally ready to do it again next weekend.

10/10 Would Float Again.
Bring more ice next time. And extra dog snacks. 🐾